M rated Zelda

Innoveda · **Posted:** Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:45 pm

Lt. Ian wrote:

M-Rated Zelda Game Plot: Link gets a job as an assassin and kills random somewhat innocent ZIers.

*clicks Like button underneath post*

Savrylia · **Posted:** Thu Nov 05, 2009 9:23 pm

Dark Lord : Bongo Bongo wrote:

I know most people wouldnt want an M rated Zelda game and knowing Nintendo I wouldnt be surprised of this never happens,but many people enjoyed the seriousness of Twillight princess so why not make it even more epic,Im not saying to remove the light peacefull elements or make it Mortal kombat type gore,but just to upgrade the battle scenes to even more epic proportions. What would you guys think if they released an M rated Zelda game?

In my opinion? I'd say that would be a little... strange for a Zelda game. Especially with sex scenes and the works. I don't know, gore and mindless sex is more of a guy thing...

derk4 · **Joined:** Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:55 pm **Post:** 49 of 56

Lt. Ian wrote:

M-Rated Zelda Game Plot: Link gets a job as an assassin and kills random somewhat innocent ZIers.

That would definitely be different.lol

Backflip_Chicken · **Posted:** Fri Nov 06, 2009 2:58 am

Savrylia wrote:

Dark Lord : Bongo Bongo wrote:

I know most people wouldnt want an M rated Zelda game and knowing Nintendo I wouldnt be surprised of this never happens,but many people enjoyed the seriousness of Twillight princess so why not make it even more epic,Im not saying to remove the light peacefull elements or make it Mortal kombat type gore,but just to upgrade the battle scenes to even more epic proportions. What would you guys think if they released an M rated Zelda game?

In my opinion? I'd say that would be a little... strange for a Zelda game. Especially with sex scenes and the works. I don't know, gore and mindless sex is more of a guy thing...

Lulz who said anything about sex scenes? That's something best left to fanfiction.

lord Vaati · **Posted:** Sat Nov 07, 2009 12:58 am

Backflip_Chicken wrote:

Savrylia wrote:

Dark Lord : Bongo Bongo wrote:

I know most people wouldnt want an M rated Zelda game and knowing Nintendo I wouldnt be surprised of this never happens,but many people enjoyed the seriousness of Twillight princess so why not make it even more epic,Im not saying to remove the light peacefull elements or make it Mortal kombat type gore,but just to upgrade the battle scenes to even more epic proportions. What would you guys think if they released an M rated Zelda game?

In my opinion? I'd say that would be a little... strange for a Zelda game. Especially with sex scenes and the works. I don't know, gore and mindless sex is more of a guy thing...

Lulz who said anything about sex scenes? That's something best left to fanfiction.

The Legend of Zelda : Hot Coffee quest

Lt. Ian · **Posted:** Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:25 pm

lord Vaati wrote:

Backflip_Chicken wrote:

Savrylia wrote:

Dark Lord : Bongo Bongo wrote:

I know most people wouldnt want an M rated Zelda game and knowing Nintendo I wouldnt be surprised of this never happens,but many people enjoyed the seriousness of Twillight princess so why not make it even more epic,Im not saying to remove the light peacefull elements or make it Mortal kombat type gore,but just to upgrade the battle scenes to even more epic proportions. What would you guys think if they released an M rated Zelda game?

In my opinion? I'd say that would be a little... strange for a Zelda game. Especially with sex scenes and the works. I don't know, gore and mindless sex is more of a guy thing...

Lulz who said anything about sex scenes? That's something best left to fanfiction.

The Legend of Zelda : Hot Coffee quest

"Oh Link, those Iron Boots look so heavy... here, let me take them off for you..."

o_O

Saxima · **Posted:** Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:14 pm

Lt. Ian wrote:

M-Rated Zelda Game Plot: Link gets a job as an assassin and kills random somewhat innocent ZIers.

Hey, where can I buy that game? That's ingenious stuff!

Dexter_Morgan · **Posted:** Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:18 pm

And if they do a sex scene, don't even make it romantic. Make it him with Zelda, Saria, Malon and Princess Ruto all at once. Make sure he slaps one of them in the face also.

Saxima · **Posted:** Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:21 pm

That's a pretty...creative idea though............I don't know how well it would play out.

Dexter_Morgan · **Posted:** Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:24 pm

One at a time, they'll run at him and he'll grab them by the shoulders and flip them over like in the beginning of TP and then he'd make his rounds.

Saxima · **Posted:** Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:28 pm

Dexter_Morgan wrote:

One at a time, they'll run at him and he'll grab them by the shoulders and flip them over like in the beginning of TP and then he'd make his rounds.

This.

Savrylia · **Posted:** Sat Nov 14, 2009 12:25 pm

Wow, you guys sound ready to write your own zelda porn. I find that hilarous and disturbing at the same time :lol:

Feather · **Posted:** Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:40 am

*ignores previous posts*

Seeing Link cuts someone's goddamn head off and get soaked in blood? That'd be badass.

In all seriousness, though, I'm happy with Zelda just how it is. I sort of miss the blood they put in OoT. Blood's not that big of a deal, so I don't understand why they're not putting it in anymore.

Dexter_Morgan · **Posted:** Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:31 pm

It's funny because by typing *ignores previous posts*, you were acknowledging them.

Lt. Ian · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 12:55 pm

Dexter_Morgan wrote:

It's funny because by typing *ignores previous posts*, you were acknowledging them.

Which is the point I'm pretty sure he was trying to make. : P

Innoveda · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:46 pm

Lt. Ian wrote:

Dexter_Morgan wrote:

It's funny because by typing *ignores previous posts*, you were acknowledging them.

Which is the point I'm pretty sure he was trying to make. : P

Oh crap, I just realised Feather is a guy. I thought Feather was a girl due to the avatar. :neutral:

Dexter_Morgan · **Posted:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 7:57 pm

He'll be one after he saves up enough for the procedure.

PitaTech · **Posted:** Sun Nov 22, 2009 7:15 pm

The only blood in TP was "Animated Blood", on Rusl's bandages after he got hurt. Blood isn't so bad, as long as it's not needlessly and excessively gory.

Now, sex, on the other hand... I think that a bit of optional romance is fine- I say optional because that means that there is multiple choices, so there is no pairing wars like with most other games in the series. Kissing is okay, if a little... oogey... at times, but sex, I'm afraid, isn't even an option from where I stand. Whether visual or implied, not in my Zelda, you don't. D:<

... By the by, has it occured to any of you that Saria is a child?? Let's not have Link as a pedo, now...

Dexter_Morgan · **Posted:** Sun Nov 22, 2009 8:15 pm

PitaTech wrote:

The only blood in TP was "Animated Blood", on Rusl's bandages after he got hurt. Blood isn't so bad, as long as it's not needlessly and excessively gory.

Now, sex, on the other hand... I think that a bit of optional romance is fine- I say optional because that means that there is multiple choices, so there is no pairing wars like with most other games in the series. Kissing is okay, if a little... oogey... at times, but sex, I'm afraid, isn't even an option from where I stand. Whether visual or implied, not in my Zelda, you don't. D:<

... By the by, has it occured to any of you that Saria is a child?? Let's not have Link as a pedo, now...

You don't know how old she is. Kokiri don't age physically. Her situation is semi-comparable to Presea's from Tales Of Symphonia.

Also not IN my Zelda? :lol:

Anyway, name another man in Hyrule that deserves it more.

lord Vaati · **Posted:** Sun Nov 22, 2009 9:18 pm

No matter how old she actually is, the Great Deku tree most likely has them all with the innocence of children.

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